sentient space debris

a pit of dread forms in your stomach as you parse my "evil baby on board" decal and realize you have a moral duty to rear end my vehicle as hard as you can

it’s genuinely fucking absurd that cis people have any goddamn say at all on trans healthcare

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

If you close your eyes right before the rat hits, your brain will think that you have died. some people find calmness in this.

You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this

Please, how do you know this?

quicksand does not have any hands

One of my favorite tiktok niches that was created by people so bored they’re barely alive is that there’s a whole diet soda community where they believe everything you do greatly effects the way diet soda tastes and there are very specific methods of serving it to make sure you get the right flavor as if it’s an expensive steak or something. but the best part is they believe how long you leave it in the fridge is the most important part in all of it, which they call, “marinating”

diet cola fan here. our world contains multitudes you cannot fathom

[id: a doodle of a smiling person saying, "I finally have energy + motivation!". they stand in a shadow of a suspended anvil right above them, it's rope just snapped./end id]

How the trip feels when you leave your cat at home