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Someone has stolen all the soap from my bath.

I just saw a paleontologist sitting in a bar talking to a piece of coal.

I have just one thing to say to all the horribly disorganized grocery stores out there:

I’ve decided I’m gonna go on a second diet.

I never understood odorless candles.

My friend went for a job at a sunscreen factory but didn’t get it.

I used to work in a shoe recycling center.

I bought my wife a lamp in the shape of a Coke bottle.

Why isn’t suntanning an Olympic sport?

They closed the local bridge today.

My friend got to the final of the local model railway competition.

I saw a transparent billboard yesterday.

Did you hear about the guy that was caught stealing hearing aids?

I don’t think I could cope with a job as a coffee taster.

This guy told me his friend Jack invented the hot tub.

How do you know if Father Christmas is really a werewolf?