LaffGaff

When she heard me sing for the first time, my music teacher said I should sing tenor.

My printer complained when I used the wrong color of ink.

What do you call a werewolf escapologist?

What do you call a bird with a bad cough?

I landed a part in a community theater production about a giant bakery.

What do you call a pizza with just peppers on it?

I really wish I knew who kicked the jack out from under the car I was working on.

I just bought a really expensive barge pole.

My new job requires me to lift heavy boxes, but I’m not strong enough.

I was expecting my new knife to work well with meats.

In a freak orchestra accident, I was hit on the head by a xylophone.

I told my therapist, "I think I'm addicted to Instagram."

I saw a group of pheasants and partridges dressed as clowns.

How can you tell if a treasure map was written by a pirate chicken?

I was in Bermuda recently, and I went to see their national orchestra playing.

I am trying to sell a gate for free on eBay.