Where's The Food?(WTF)

i’m ok w/ horror, gore, action, violence, suspense, dystopia etc but you make me read/watch anything involving 2nd hand embarrassment? i cry & shrivel up like an abashed tumbleweed

huh that seemingly unpleasant task only ended up taking eight minutes to complete and was surprisingly satisfying, I may have erred in putting it off for two weeks.

Just fucking tag me next time there’s no need to be passive aggressive

I really hope this is true.

It is. I looked it up ^^ 

I really really wish I was a cat, I’m not built for this capatalist society but I am built for sleeping 19 hours a day and knocking things over

When a character doesn’t realize they’ve been, like, shot or whatever and they hand brushes against their side and comes away wet with blood, and they’re just staring at it like wtf is this and then their knees just totally give out on them and they sink down, maybe gasping a little as the reality finally hits them. That’s good stuff.

I see that, and raise you a character who knows they’ve been shot, but waits until the rest of their crew is out of sight to put their hand against the slowly spreading stain of blood on their shirt, then trying to steady their breathing so they can follow without letting on how injured they are.

Okay but like the character who doesn’t realize they’ve been hurt trying to see if everyone else is okay only to slowly realize that everyone is looking at them with mounting horror. Then they touch their side to find it’s wet and oh no

all 3 of you are evil but i admire, respect, and fear you

of course i have a lot of pent-up rage you fool i’ve been the same height since i was 12

I GRATUATED FROM LAWN SCHOOL