a little bit of everything I enjoy

one of the many girls who re-blogged this is going to be my future wife 

to the amazingly beautiful girl I’m gonna marry. If you do this. I’m gonna love you forever.

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ahaha yesssss omg

This is perfection.

Ladies who reblogged this: Marry me.

Oh my god if i ever have a girlfriend or wife who does this I will be so happy with life.

Me!

I will do this. My boyfriend/husband will adore me…and the whole scenario sounds legitimately awesome. 

someone date me so I can do this because that sounds fun as hell

MAGIC

I had to try this, and I am just sitting here awestruck. This is brilliant.

This is as mind-blowing as Misha’s shoe-tying lesson.

I will never understand how or why people come up with this stuff.

If you’re “mature” enough to have sex, you’re mature enough to deliver the baby you’ll possibly create, abortion isn’t an option.

if you’re “mature” enough to own a gun, you’re mature enough to die from being fucking shot. medical care isn’t an option.

Bless the response.

never not reblog this ever

The one time Fox News does something okay.

Andy, you are a God.

This has to be on my blog a good 15 times. I regret nothing.

What a sassy republican.

BABY EMMA THO

OMG BABIES

Rupert: So mum, I’m gonna go to the Harry Potter premier dressed as a green hobo, is that okay?

dan looks terrified in the first one

Jewelry for fidgeters. Love it.

Bad ass!

CLARA LOOK AT THIS.