I am a Silly Goober

yah im a werewolf. Pretty cool, right? yeah, ill be your best friend.

Curse of Strahd campaign where Barovia has a profanity filter. None of the horrors of Barovia are censored, just the language. Any attempt at saying a forbidden word just results in a redirect to something vampire related. Fuck usually gets turned into fangs, bitch turns into bat, etc. This is, of course, somehow Strahd's fault.

I graduated top of my class sumo cum loud

I love it when my boyfriend pops my eardrums whilst fucking me raw

WE KNOW

For those who don't know: Ikumi Nakamura is the woman who was senior artist on Bayonetta, and designed the titular character along with Hideki Kamiya. Their greatest moment of bonding was over their insistence that Bayonetta keep her glasses on at all times. Nakamura cannot go to horny jail. She is the warden.

Happy pride month to her and her exclusively

happy pride

I love the face of a woman having the time of her life.

haven't kept up w/ pokemon but i'm assuming there's a whale type that uses its blowhole to shoot a beam attack of some type, yes? surely?

losing my goddamn mind over "Water Sport the pokemon attack"

“Not affected by snatch”

"enjoy last it'll it" (what)

when fictional creatures are characterized as having superhuman agility (e.g. some versions of vampires) i think they should also canonically have flabby skin. "this species has catlike predator traits" ok now give it catlike baggy skin for flexibility. make its tummy jiggle like a slinky