I am literally Jesterspace fuck you

fonts will be named shit like viscera antique, 16 bit dreams, doctor's orders, bingo condensed, googly, wish you were here

wheres the gif of the guy on fire but then he eats a watermelon and hes fine

this is what summertime is like

Best type of character causes at least 50% of their own problems and then cries about it

I GUESS

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

It's like talking to a 2010 Old Spice commercial with you people

i cant believe that there's still gamergate STANK on games that women enjoy. NASTY misogyny residue. stardew valley is in fact a video game. animal crossing is also a video game. so are otome games and dating sims and twee little cozy games. sometimes a bitch doesnt wanna play bloodborne that shit's hard

guys who mainly play 2k and fortnite will still be like oh youre not a real gamer for having 1000 hours in stardew. mother fucker you're larping as a basketball player

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So we all agree that anything that the new AI voices say is not canon to the characters and we're avoiding any maps that use them right?

@unofficial-autism-post

The dichotomy of “this is a culinary masterpiece but I personally find it fucking disgusting”

I hate salsa. I hate pie. I hate a lot of food. It doesn’t matter if you make me the best fucking salsa in the entire world. I’m not gonna like it. I can appreciate that it’s GOOD. From a culinary standpoint. You did a good thing. BUT I STILL CAN’T EAT IT

The dichotomy of “this is a culinary masterpiece but I personally find it fucking disgusting”

I hate salsa. I hate pie. I hate a lot of food. It doesn’t matter if you make me the best fucking salsa in the entire world. I’m not gonna like it. I can appreciate that it’s GOOD. From a culinary standpoint. You did a good thing. BUT I STILL CAN’T EAT IT