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giving increasingly loud sighs as I wait for my crush to ask "what's wrong?" so I can say I'm in a state of depression unless I can touch someone's boobs with no bra

I stop once I start getting short of breath

[Your crush, on the phone to someone unseen] Yeah I think she needs to be put down, her breathing-- yeah I know it can be a problem for her breed, but it's getting really bad.

I'M NOT A DOG??????

[clearly less interested now] Oh.

wait! au au

[walking over the distant horizon, towards the West]

AU AU!!! AU AU!!!!! 😭

hey whats a gender-neutral word for boyfriend/girlfriend?

Matesprit

ok i dont need anymore answers thank you

My favorite thing about fandoms is that there is always an mlp fan somewhere that can and will turn everyone into a pony, doesnt matter what genre the thing is or if its not super popular, it will be pony-fied

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible

At this point in think that D&D has more ardent support than lutheranism. And it's adherents are somehow even more annoying.

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST WAY TO FUMBLE SOMEONE