I love that Wei Wuxian is both sleeping beauty and the evil fairy godmother. He loses decades of his life due to evil curses... he ruins your baby's christening... he has the range.
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I love that Wei Wuxian is both sleeping beauty and the evil fairy godmother. He loses decades of his life due to evil curses... he ruins your baby's christening... he has the range.

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i'm just saying i watched jeff davis force dylan o'brien and tyler hoechlin to spoon on a sailboat so they could beg for teen choice award votes so you'll have to excuse me if my bar for queerbait is a little high
so
this picture
had me absoLUTELY fucked the fuck up for a full entire minute until i scrolled to the next one and realized it's supposed to be put on like this
and had a full ohhhhhhhhhh okay moment
but for a full sixty seconds of my life i didn't even question it i was like yeah some straps are just that freaky deaky i love that for them whoever they are
Hilariously funny that they let the guy known for wandering off without warning to look at birds was allowed to do this
#famously few birds in space#probably the safest place to take him
I don’t like how you put these two photos together, as if to imply that the dumplings with the paw print have anything to do with this sweet, innocent angel who has never done anything wrong.

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great image, helpful infographic. that being said this is the most useful reaction image ive seen in my life
i hate it when you're heating something up in the microwave and it starts to go snap crackle pop so you take it out but it's still completely cold. shut up then??
any language you care to mention has an implicit corresponding accent in every other language, even if that pair of languages never coexisted. like, if the aztecs had learned english, they would have a way that they spoke it, influenced by their phonology and grammar and all, the same way yknow, germans and chinese and indian and mexicans do. "sumerian-accented english" never existed, but there is a correct answer to "if the sumerians had learned english, how would they have spoken it?". the romans! imagine, a roman accent! the romance languages produce pretty different accents today, so presumably its not like any of those. but for particularly well-studied dead languages, this is maybe an answerable question?
My favourite thing along these lines is that Irish accents are what happens when an Irish speaker learns English. There aren't all that many first-language Irish speakers any more, but monolingual English speakers from Ireland still retain the same patterns in their accents.
This makes me wonder how many other native-speaker accents have the same history. The Cumbric language has been extinct for 900 years but maybe I've been speaking Cumbric-accented English all this time without knowing it.
there's a p common attitude in fandom spaces (fandom in general, not a specific one) that's like "why care about canon, or the characters being ooc? we're here to play with the dolls any way we like" and as much as i obviously am a person who thinks about canon a lot in theory i'm into that. in practice though when popular fanon takes things in a wildly different direction from canon so often it's in the service of taking something that was originally canonically weird and interesting and making it blander. it's flattening a complex character into a broad archetype i've seen a million times before, it's taking two characters with a complicated canonical relationship and writing them in a way where you could find-and-replace the names with any other popular migratory slash fandom pairing and the fic would make as much if not more sense. if you're going to break away from canon at least do something interesting? don't make it less weird? i feel like i'm watching someone take a really beautiful expensive cut of wagyu steak and grind it into hamburger to cook it well done and cover it in ketchup
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So apparently Tumblr ate my original post about this but:
A couple weeks ago I’m going to get lunch and as I open the fridge, my mother attempts to communicate to me that any chicken currently in the fridge is ok for people to eat, because the chicken that was intended for the dog to eat has been used up.
What she actually says is, “That’s human chicken.”
After taking a minute to process all horrible implications of the phrase “human chicken”, I decide to go a different route and hold the tupperware of chicken out to my sister, saying, “Behold, a man!”
This was evidently the wrong choice, as it meant I had to explain to my parents who Diogenes was, thereby cementing the incident in their minds and leading to me, just now, opening the fridge to see the following incredibly cursed image:
This is the funniest post I have ever read on Tumblr for so many…many reasons.
[ID: A Tupperware container of shredded chicken labeled “human”. End ID]
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who’s ur BTS bias?
hey gamers I’ve started watching star trek does anyone else see the romantic tension between captain kirk and mr. spock
watching the realization publicly dawn in real time in the comments is fucking amazing
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I DIDN’T KNOWWWW
I love how this functions as peer review. Modern researchers have still been able to replace past results. These bitches gay.
tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse
imagine youre a fat horse and your new neighbour is a personal trainer
You know, it’s important to have tragic blorbos sometimes because hey, maybe you had a bad day, maybe your job sucks so fucking much. But do you know who had a worse day? Blorbo bleebus, who’s doomed by the narrative
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1D OMEGAVERSE NONCON was what took out AO3
so, we all suffered through ao3’s recent downtime:
so i got curious, because i was bookmarking things when the site went down and wouldn’t it be funny if i was the one who broke it lmao (😔no it wasn’t me but i helped)
https://archiveofourown.org/bookmarks/2147483647 is this
absolutely iconic 10/10 no notes good job team 😂
i think the worst thing in the world is seeing two characters with something weird as hell going on between them and you think to urself "wow i love the weird as hell thing these characters have going on between them" and you open archiveofourown.org and find out everyone else thinks they would actually be in a very normal romantic relationship