things the two aces definitely said

[roy raising his hand while dani is talking]

sam: fans quite like dani. they love dani, everyone loves dani.

jamie: sam, what drives you?

dani: everybody has something that they’re ashamed of.

sam: do you know i’ve never lost a demerit point in my life?

isaac, pointing at sam and jamie: why are your boyfriends acting weird?

jamie: you think so much your head must hurt.

jamie: i think i’m gonna try talking to roy.

jamie: hi, i know you’re really busy today, so i brought you this! [hands dani a coffee]

jamie: congratulations sam, you are the new captain. i honor you, i support you, i love you. i kiss you. [kisses sam’s cheek] and i wish you all the best.

sam: i just wanna say that we’re not uniform in that opinion.

sam: i need you and dani to create a diversion to get—

sam: what can you tell me about my favorite fruit? am i a super taster or am i a basic bitch?

sam: we need to work together on this.

sam: i am so mad at you right now, jamie!