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My friend, my companion, my dear member of the Lucky Ten Thousand:

[Starscream]

"He would be STRUTTING with it. He's gonna raise an ARMY of LOYAL UNDERLINGS and they're going to make him RULER OF THE UNIVERSE. also he would be fucking miserable and so so angry and i think that would be fun."

"I need need need my conniving flying bastard man to be pregnant, he'd be so insufferable about it. Can you imagine? TFP Starscream would use his pregnancy as a way to manipulate the autobots and pretend to "care so much about my precious baby" and then he'd stab everyone in the back. G1 Starscream would have a bunch of grand dreams of shaping his baby into the ultimate Megatron-killing weapon and then they rule the galaxy together."

"I need to see him manipulate someone into getting him pregnant only to abort it in an attempt to hurt them only to have no effect at all. I need this."

"He’s funny and endlessly miserable in most continuities and I think being pregnant would make him happy even if he complained about it at the time."

"LISTEN……. It would be funny as shit if all the time he tried to usurp Megatron he succeeded in the one thing he didn’t want and lost so disgracefully. And in some media interpretations having “kids” or pets mellows that fucked up prideful and very much traumatized abused but unwilling to admit it and look for help man."

Starscream propaganda from last season

[Doofenshmirtz]

"he is the number one girldad and i think he'd be really cute with a younger child <3 please he's got empty-nest syndrome he needs this."

They wear suits, but they don't even know basic etiquette.

PROPAGANDA:

[Shockwave]

"Once upon a time no one could compare to Shockwave's beauty. After the Decepticons? No bot ALIVE could compare to his shape. Dude has massive tits already, and with his scientific leanings, propensity for experimenting on himself, and devotion to logic, anyone who managed to actually get him pregnant would have Hell Carrier on their hands and it would be glorious. Talk about kicking ass and taking names all while making sure his growing bitlet is receiving the utmost he can provide from himself. Or, alternatively, he got himself pregnant and then dares anyone to say anything about it. Also. He's Optimus Prime's first ex, even before Megatron. The DRAMA that could cause."

Shockwave propaganda from last season

[Ian]

"It's me. The same person who submitted him last time. He did better than I thought he would so I KNOWWW I ain't crazy! I need that man BRED. He was too powerful, they couldn't let him carry any children himself. He's the living embodiment of Cassandra from Greek myth, cursed to always be right and never have anyone believe him. Maybe a child from his own womb would break the curse. 🙂‍↕️😮‍💨"