sedate me.

hetalian (derogatory)

Be a teachable individual YOU DO NOT know everything

i am a simple guy. i like something. i watch it again. i watch it again. i watch it ag

Unofficial Autism Post

#you arent born gay you watch blades of glory at the ripe age of 7 and the extreme gayness of it transfers to you

blades of glory is such a masterpiece because??? is it queerbaiting??? or do writers actually ship those two and want us to do the same but it's 2007. so they're not going to shove it in your face?? or are they making fun of people putting gay ships into only one generic mainstream mold with the same trope that is enemies to lovers/opposites attract?? or was that not a thing back then and is a 2020's thing?? cause that trope eats now??? and i mean who now wouldn't eat a movie of two men hating each other and then having to dance and touch each other tenderly while skating??? and one of them cries while calling the other the entire night going through all post break up stages?? and their sweet bickerings?? and one of them is a twink in sparkly clothes and the other is just some dude?? while the actual gay couple in the movie goes unnoticed by the most?? truly a shakespearean work

*displays textbook symptomatic behavior of my own disorder that I am well educated on* what’s my deal why am I like this

people are absolutely EVIL about the boundaries of "picky eaters". no, they do not have to try it. yes, they can know they don't like it without having eaten it before. no, they probably have not suddenly grown a taste for the food they've said they hate. no, they probably are not going to like it in the Special Way This One Place Cooks It. yes, you are being a bad friend if you try to "trick" them into eating it anyway

People who ask for permission to hug before doing it are the coolest people around. A+ people 👍

Why don’t we let the guy whose every plan could be reasonably construed as an abstract suicide attempt take a crack it

he'll be a woman by the time i'm done with her

I wish people would stop saying “It’s July. Well done for wasting half a year.” Did you make someone smile in the past six months? Did you stroke a cat or throw a stick for a dog? Did you learn a new fact or teach someone a new joke? Did you laugh, cry, scream or sing in the past six months? Because if so, congratulations for not wasting your time at all.

Happy 10th birthday to this, my post of all time. Glad to have spent the last 10+ years wasting my time on tumblr with you all 💖