Make a life worthy of a movie.

I’ve been in Tumblr long enough to go from the girl to the old man

@Staff  you seeing this shit right here

delete that

andrew garfield, air lifting tom holland out of his home to take him where all spider-men go after evading micheal mouse’s assassins: come with me if you want to win a tony

I love when faggots join the military... u gonna say "wig" when u step on a landmine??

me shooting civilians in a country i have no business being in: yes gawd honey!

ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity

but why

is this the softcore version of fuck the police