I felt so symbolic yesterday.

im a flirting machine with no off button

hubris will be your downfall

kind of sexy of you to say that

i can’t believe cedric diggory asked voldemort ‘who are you’ lmao. like i know he got killed straight after but still. iconic

“classic literature isn’t relatable” what about the time jay fucking gatsby nearly fell down his own staircase because his crush looked at him

the plot chickens

I find it ridiculous that we still use “Horsepower” as a unit of measurement in this day and age. It means nothing to me. I have no idea of how much power a horse has and I’m frankly terrified to even contemplate it. 

@maburito

La pomme d’eau. La pomme de terre. Le pomme de feu. La pomme d’air. Il y a très longtemps ces quatre patates vivaient en harmonie. Mais un jour, la pomme du feu décida de passer à l'attaque.

You really don’t need to know a damn thing about French to understand this whole fucking post.

This is an incredible mini-documentary, its 25 min out of your day but I seriously recommend watching it. Such a great story about recognizing the gender spectrum and de colonizing one’s history. Bawled my eyes out 10/10 would recommend. 

This is absolutely beautiful and Im deeply touched by this  little film, holy shit. Its pure beauty. everybody go watch

i am bed bath and beyond disappointed in you son

@kingxfmischief

but everything changed when the fire puppy attacked

Maxine. Water. Is. Not. Here. To. Fucking. Play.

She is about to reclaim America’s time..