Gone With the Shit

The MELODRAMA

waiting for my knight in shining armor (ibuprofen) to rescue me from the horrors (head hurty)

As chair of the wizard- [PARRIES A SPELL] As chair of the wizard counc- [PARRIES A DIFFERENT SPELL] As chair of the wizard council, I- [PARRIES A DIFFERENT SPELL] As chair of the wizard council I think staffs should be illegal during these meetings.

oh i thought this was the staff meeting

love that i heard my husband losing his mind in the bathroom out of nowhere for several minutes then he just wordlessly sends me a screenshot of this post

hate going into a store wearing clothes i got from there, like i’m their little bitch or something

Every time I see this I go “oh, neat pony” and scroll past while my brain chugs through the caption like the slowest computer on earth and I have to scroll back up to it

You're unable to 🥺 out of this one whore.

can't tell if this is meant to be sexual but i immediately imagined the irs saying this to me

i’d love to study you

People in the 1970′s were like “hmm might go to the disco, might join a cult, might get serial killed, might rob a bank”