I want the journey to be long. & strange

men got a taste of women's beauty standards and immediately started bashing their facial bones with hammers

I need $600+ for stupid toys

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading

I wish people were as scared of getting into a car accident as they are of being true crime'd. Maybe then they wouldn't be on their phones while driving.

True crime girlies will be like "wtf I would never go for a walk at night, what if the hash slinging slasher gets me" and then use their knees to merge with no turn signal in front of a semi while applying makeup with both hands

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

before we move forward with these blueprints i just wanna make absolutely sure the vents and air ducts are perfectly adult xenomorph size

ancient peoples loooved a flood narrative it was kinda like their beatles