What will it be?

Put him down, he's got a meeting

you get a comment on tumblr. it's a bot trying to scam you. you get a DM. it's a bot trying to scam you. you get a message on instagram. its a bot trying to scam you. you're an author and you get an email telling you how much they loved your book and want to showcase it at their bookclub. it's a bot trying to scam you (and it uses bad AI to pretend it knows your story). you get a comment on ao3 saying how much they love your fic - and they made you fanart!! it's a bot trying to scam you. you get a hate comment on ao3 which insults your writing or calls you a monster for writing something "problematic". it's a bot. but at least that one isn't trying to scam you.

My dear friend Johnathan Harker has begun his lovely food blog as he travels through the countryside of Transylvania. Hope his journey is smooth and his business concludes swiftly!

writing is easy actually. all you have to do is tell people what happened

how r u gonna call them love handles and then try to convince ppl thats a bad thing. insane to me

Always nice to see my body type in art.

Awesome free anti-vaxxer block list in the comments!

everyone give it up for continuing the cycle!! no cycle breakers here, we all love the cycle!! yay!