I Like Thnigs

people who live in areas where there are native lizards should never take that for granted. you can just go outside and see a little guy hanging out. what’s better than that?

this is abstract impressionism

they're gonna decide best pop album by throwing taylor and harry on a cage together and the first one who admits to the vehicular manslaughter loses

hate 2 say it but british ppl had the right idea with saying whats all this then. like literally whats all this then

thinking about how orpheus turning to look back at eurydice isn’t a sign of mortal frailness but a sign of love

“Eurydice, dying now a second time, uttered no complaint against her husband. What was there to complain of, but that she had been loved?” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses

COVID PLS FUCKING END SO I CAN GO THE AQIARUM SAFELY AND SEE DA TURTLES AND PENGUINS AND FUNNY FISH 

sometimes girls just need to swim completely naked under a full moon and experience aquatic ecosystems. dont ask me how i know this

I was thinking about names again today and remembered how when I was a kid my mums showed me the piece of paper on which they wrote baby name ideas before I was born, and I discovered that if I had been a boy they would have named me Corentin. A pretty average name in France, but they added “we would have nicknamed you Tintin!” which made me feel like I’d dodged a bullet. Their top girl name was Éléonore but they changed it at the last minute. They said “we hesitated, because we liked the nickname Léo for a girl” and I was so mad at them for changing their minds. I felt like I would have been so cool and popular as a Léo, like it would have changed my entire personality. For weeks afterwards, when I felt shy or awkward I wondered What would Léo do? and tried to act more confidently. Or I’d think, no way a girl named Léo would have acted so dumb. I grew to hate Léo. It was hard living in her perfect shadow and the solution child-me came up with to feel better about myself was to add my Discarded Boy Name-persona on my other shoulder. It worked. For a while I went through life caring a lot less if I messed up because what would Tintin do? something much stupider, no doubt

op your thought process manages to be both wild and exceptionally relatable, which i respect a lot

ok now that biden won can we begin to roast the shit out of him

microdosing on raw cookie dough til im immune to salmonella

wait i think i just invented vaccinations

thinking about Her

Were you “not like other girls?” or were you feeling alienated from your friends and peer group as they started to experience growing up in a way you no longer felt a part of? Were you a smug internalized misogynist who thought you were too good for boy bands and twilight or did your friends newfound obsession w boys leave you feeling alienated because try as you might, you didn’t really Get It? Were you immature/a late bloomer/naive or did you not have a space where you knew it was okay to naturally explore how you truly felt?