okie dokie

[ID: 1. A tweet with a screenshot of a text message attached. The message reads, "Hey, what do mummies do when they catch you? Like, a zombie eats your brain, a vampire drinks your blood, what does a mummy do? Doctor they just beat you up". The tweet reads, "socratic questions". 2. Tags reading, "#well according to 70s Doctor Who serial the Pyramids of Mars they work in pairs to crush you to death with their tits". /end ID]

This did not go where I expected from the first tweet and now I am laughing so hard I am crying.

He did her right

One of the hottest controversy of the month

I’ve seen this post a bunch and never once did I consider a scenario where it wasn’t about a woman.

HE *DID* DO HER RIGHT!

sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

holy shit is that kate bush

*feels my body get anxious for no reason* what is it boy, what do you see?

Y'all self conches about titty veins? Lol

We’re self conscious about everything

I’ll suck a blood clot out that MF like I’m Los Feratu

apparently i have a movie out…