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“average person behaves injuriously towards me ten times a year” factoid actually just statistical error. Fortunato, whose thousand injuries I had borne as I best could, is an outlier adn no I don’t know where he is stop asking

This post is two and a half years old, but I’m glad you’re all enjoying it so much. I do have some more finely aged memes, if someone will only help me carry them up…

Dream Lotus by Wang Meifang and Zhao Guojing

that weird mood where its like u doing alright but u cant rlly call it happiness because? its not and u have no clue what that feels like exactly anyway. but its not a bad mood. void but a lil chill

There is a certain booth in a certain Denny’s haunted by the ghost of Andy Jones. His tortured soul remains barred from the afterlife lest he settle his unfinished business, an unfinished glass of Fanta. At certain times of night you can hear him. “sip”…”sip”…”sip”. But like Sisyphus and his boulder, every time Andy’s Fanta nears the bottom of the glass, a server comes by to top him off. Always tending to the refills. 24 hours a day. 7 days a week. Trapping him forever in this ether between the realms of the living and the dead.

this is both just this website’s level of surrealist humor and a great advertisement for the attentiveness of denny’s wait staff on giving free refills and I frankly dont know how to handle it