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What the fuck is going on with these ads. Genuinely what the hell man that user doesn’t even exist
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I made a joke about the biblical level of Lucifer's forgetful nature before but MAN
Having a constant banner reminder about what he's doing so Lucifer doesn't get distracted is incredibly funny but also incredibly sad! I've been there, buddy. Horrible feeling to not trust yourself. It's easier not recognizing it, so I respect the attempt.
The fact he also immediately got distracted by a bright shiny light going off and went "ooooo"
What a little creature. An a-papa-pology! My heart squeezes. Very much hoping he gets some softness going forward.
I have a lot of feelings about Xie Lian’s trauma being so invisible. His spotless robes while fighting in the Xianle civil war. All the damage of the 100 swords disappearing. Carrying Fang Xin and Ruoye with him. The way he covers up his shackles. He’s been through so much, but you’d never know just looking at him.
good thing i-dle (2025)
Something I think about a lot is how the 13th Doctor clearly has dyed-blonde hair. She has visible dark roots. This can mean two things: Either Time Lords can just... regenerate with funky, non-natural-human hair colours (perhaps like how Time Ladies always seem to regenerate into a full beat of makeup..), OR that the regeneration energy of 12 to 13 fried her otherwise naturally brown / black hair into a blonde.
Of course, the latter leads to so much potential. Does the Doctor now have to upkeep her dye job? Does she disappear sometimes for "five minutes" only for Yaz to stare disapprovingly at her grown-out roots? Has any of the Fam ever taken her to a hair salon or does she bleach her hair in the TARDIS console room with a jug of water and some totally-safe-don't-worry Space Bleach that nearly sets the console on fire when she bumps into it? Where is all the art of 13 with dark hair?
I need answers.
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"My goodness, we definitely gotta dust around here again soon. It's so fuckin' gnarly down here...but, that's a problem for later me."
"Time for shenanigans at a teeny size~." Time to go find friends like this...or for them to find her like this!
Aching in such a horribly specific way, probably hard to describe.
Just longing to be held, and touched, and wrapped up and just to feel physically close to someone, platonic or romantic.
What I wouldn't give to just be able to wrap myself around someone, press them against me, bury my face into their shoulder, and just exist there for a while.
But then I would feel awful for taking their time and their space. Wish I could just wrap around my friend like a scarf, and they could just take me around their day, and I can just feel safe while they aren't burdened by me
A frustrating thing about alchemy is that they used the word Mercury for everything and very rarely meant actual mercury. They'd go like "take Mercury (prima materia, often lead), separate the Mercury (essence/vapours), add some Mercury (solvents), and eventually you will have purified Mercury (silver) which you combine with gold to make Mercury (the Philosopher's Stone)." It's somehow both the raw material, the end result, and the process itself.
Needless to say, it makes perfect sense for Heinrich Unheimlich to be the Toy, the Toymaker and the Workshop. He's just living his best non-contradictory mercurial life.