CASSANDRA LEMME SMASH

I could’ve yelled at Solas

“I suspect you have questions.” “The real question is *points at his outfit* WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOSE”

I know Trespasser came out before that meme but godDAMNIT

Is not my dad

why can’t he be my adoptive dad

I have never in my life heard as much complaining than when these three are together

I don’t care that it’s cold, or that you don’t like trees, or that its spooky, or your outfit is ugly- WE ARE IN A FOREST, NO ONE IS LOOKING AT YOUR OUTFIT. NO ONE BUT THE DEMONS ARE LOOKING AT YOUR OUTFIT.

SERA, STOP PICKING ON VIVIENNE– VIV, I SWEAR TO THE MAKER, IF I HEAR ONE MORE SMART ASS COMMENT FROM YOU– DORIAN, NO

Big nose, big forehead, big chin

voice

please, I told myself I would romance Isabela this time around NO EXCEPTIONS

Proposed to me but still wasn’t in Awakening

agreed to a threesome with Zevran literally five seconds ago, but now you’re getting jealous?

I just want to know why???? the eye color of the default male and female Hawke are different??????

Why is the MHawke’s default eye color is brown while FHawke’s default eye color is blue??????

Why are they different???!?!?!?!?!

ruined eggs for me

I used to eat boiled eggs for breakfast

now I can’t even look at eggs without thinking of him

I don’t know whether to laugh or cry

please release me from this hell

I just want to eat eggs in peace

Lives in a country that is all about appearances

One brags about the credit his tongue gets him to Chantry mother

The other hits on with anyone who seems even slightly receptive (stop giving him signals, Blackwall)