"honey, honey, i could be your bodyguard."

jack abbot.... who never lets you carry anything. when he takes you shopping, he holds all of your shopping bags. when you're browsing through items in a store and find something you like, he picks it up before you even tell him to. when you return home, he's carrying all of your bags inside, telling you not to because you could break one your freshly manicured nails.

jack abbot.... who is the definition of a real man. he provides for you, protects you, makes you happy, never argues with you, comforts you when needed, etc. if your car has a mechanical problem, he takes care of it before you even know you needed it done. that new vanity or desk he just ordered for you? it's already built before you know it arrived. he knows when your period is close and already bought whatever products you need and the fridge and pantry are already stocked with your cravings.