I wanna fight a battle i know i can't win, eventually lose, and drag myself to humble home in the woods. A nice woman nurses me back to health and finds my interests in miniatures moderately attractive enough to take me out on a date at a Denny's. I let her eat one of my curly fries and she reveals that she likes the opera, this is getting into MAX HORNY levels. we see an opera and we have that shit on, but the opera is cancelled because we looked too distracting. we go home to a treehouse and SEX it up in the tree more rougher than the bark we reside next to (we are dumb and forgot what lube was). We wake up and come to terms with the fact that this thing we have is too much for the world to handle. We brake up and find a job in separate cities. She's got a job in Sexville while i work at Fucktown. We both work in retail (FML). i hear the battle has come to town so i go back to fight for a better future. Those mf's cut my head off, all the kings horses and all the kings men couldn't put me back together again. So with this i take my headless ass to parliament to become a politician. I don't meet the Hight requirement, this is discrimination. I go back to Denny's to chew my sorrows away. And there she is, the woman from the woods. She's on a date with my high school bully Russel. So i tussle with Russel to show i got mussel and end up smashing some tables. I don't have the funds to pay for it so i have to work at the Denny's to work off the debt. The manager says he has a crush on me and i say "sorry sir i smash lady's and tables". This pisses him off to the point where he throws me into space where a nice UFO couple takes me in. We kinda fuck but in the nonchalant kinda way. Anyways I'm off topic that fact of the matter is I'm hungry and its something I'm going to lose my head over it ATP so i better eat something.