Congrats, You’re Gay

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

convincing this wandering swordmaster (loser, woman) to keep demonstrating her flawless technique to cleave a man from his life for me because her tits bounce really lewdly whenever she does it and she hasn't noticed yet

Ralsei should be allowed to be greedy. And by that I mean she'll look at all her love interests we've come up with, Kris, Susie, Noelle... Berdly (😒). And say "I can't decide, they're all cute and they're mine now" like Thomas Sanders and then they all frolic off happily and four way kiss each other (and Berdly's also there).

It's like watching Germans make jokes about the Gestapo

now that's a friend indeed

"Ignore the long Elmo" no I don't think I will

fuck yeah

always always always imply that a cis man might actually be a trans woman, it might save her life

i am being completely serious when i say it is a moral imperative that you do so

I’m scared guys

Let's make it worse!

listen it's not that I think epic the musical is a perfect adaption of the odyssey but it was an impressive passion project that knew what it wanted to be and knew what people gravitated to in the original work and it put significant effort into conveying this through its unique medium and tone to the point that hundreds of other people felt compelled to put effort into their own artistic interpretations of that version of the story. and that's really cool! and yes I would be more critical if it was a 100 million dollar project made by a professional because what the fuck do you mean you're a world-famous director and you cut the my name is nobody scene are you goddamn serious