in the future the world is dark and scarry

girl a cold glass of milk will have me gulping and moaning like an expensive victorian whore

i didnt say that.

My 20s are just something that happens to me. I’m not involved

I could be doing absolutely anything and the Ludacris proximity sadness meter will invade my mind

Who is Joji. Who is Dream. Who is MrBeast. Who is Try Guys. Who are any of these people. Where are you finding them????

I have bad news for you

What's the bad news

oh god I’m gonna cum! but first a message from our sponsors who made this possible,

What if we logged into tumblr one day, and some of us just had blue verification checkmarks next to our urls but nobody knew why and staff was completely silent on the subject