full-force slamming my cock into a cliff face that ive painted to resemble a pussy after watching the roadrunner fuck it with ease

That enough Tumblr for today

log back on and read my post you son of a bitch

A new hand tweaks the nipples of the beacon

i’m so cool and loveable and yet so single what’s up with that

An activate charcoal AND grapefruit smoothie called "what will your meds do ;)"

Wait no this was a joke

you're on antidepressants and you drink this you meet the devil

Also incredibly important

Also, on the off chance the activated charcoal doesn’t immediately suck everything out of your body, grapefruit is literally the (second) worst possible thing you can eat or drink when you’re on medication, as it interacts with a LOT of them, and you should always double check- https://www.fda.gov/consumers/consumer-updates/grapefruit-juice-and-some-drugs-dont-mix

spider-man 2002 is actually such a funny movie and not even in the “oh so cringey” way. peter waving to mj when she was actually waving to her friends? the ‘go web go’ scene??? peter dragging a cafeteria tray across the cafeteria??? peter finding out he had super powers and immediately jumping off a building and flinging himself into a wall???? peter absolutely demolishing his room and telling his aunt it’s a science project???? peters first costume? so fucking funny

Accurate depiction of what would happen if a teenager got superpowers

WHAT

the problem with horror now is there is no men in little tank tops and booty shorts

This is the post that made them ban #g¡rls.

NSFW will be tagged as #lemon sorta NSFW is #Lime Weird fet shit/ extreme NSFW is #orange reblog to spread awareness that we’re back on the citrus scale

Let’s get back to basics. Kinda funny we rename things like we’re outlaws that try to cover up there crimes!

why have i never known about orange

Orange was originally like…a PG-13 warning. You would tag orange for fics that stopped at making out. What you’re thinking of is “Grapefruit”. The scale goes as such: Orange (PG-13, basically making out like I said) - Lime (Non-explicit sexual actions, think an M rated fic instead of NC-17) - Lemon (explicit, graphic sex, the NC-17 fics) - Grapefruit (hardcore/weird stuff)

Reblogging for the citrus correction of orange and grapefruit

It is so weird seeing people rediscover the fandom of my youth. I haven’t used the citrus scale since I last lied about being 18.

This makes me feel old. 

thanks for making me this hot tea bro. Why did the steam make the shape of a skull and crossbones when you stirred it lol

I fear we have [redacted]bossed too close to the sun