Real Human Person

The only rules of Uno are what you can convince the rest of the table the rules are.

Grad school shared housing rules were “winner gets to add a rule to the next round” and honestly things got violent.

If you lost your teenage years to mental illness and/or trauma, I just want you to know that you did not "miss out on the best years of your life" and that it isn't actually too late for you to have fun, explore yourself and grow into the person you want to be. There's still plenty of time for all of that. I promise.

same goes for your 20s

Beyond Belief with Jonathan Frakes except it's tumblr posts

literally obsessed with the way that online friendships vary from fond strangers to good friends to siblings to could probably be in love if there weren’t an ocean and god knows how many timezones between us

horses' rocks? the rocks in horses?? horse rocks???

So one of the funniest things about Maki Itoh is that her gimmick is that she used to be an idol but was fired because her head is “too big.” Most of her wrestling career has been in Japan, where she’s a rude and foul-mouthed heel, but when she wrestles in America she’s a face because by god do we love her.

tumblr is a website where you can see posts like “gender roles are a social construct and they’re not real” and “the stock market is just astrology for men” followed by “he is my boy girlfriend” reblogged by the same person in a span of two minutes. like how do you not see the irony of it all 

OP it’s actually very simple. gender isn’t real except for when it’s funny.

@clockworkrobotic

“Friend? Friend push ball? I push ball. I do good.”

Bees.  Smart enough to push a ball, not smart enough to not be fooled by a stick masquerading as a bee. 

maybe they know and they’re just being polite

Other dimensional beings are undoubtedly amazed at what human beings will accept as human beings too. “But it’s just a stick with a person on it.”

#excuse me neil but what the FUCK was that #thanks for that terrifying thought (nooby-banana)

NEIL WHY. WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT.

men that make you wanna put them in a container with a stick and a leaf with holes poked in the lid so they can breathe