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When you can’t contain the Thirst™

I am dying.

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agoodcartoon

Guys who complain about the friendzone often don’t care about their female friends’ personal boundaries, forcing their female friends build more walls up. A good cartoon.

- submitted by Gene

sciencevevo

why is he tearing down a wall with an axe

officialcyndilauper-deactivated

i hate it when your put in the friendzone and made to tear down a wall

ondoinganevildeedblues

Mr. Gorbachev…tear down this friendzone

cheaphalloweencostume

how you gonna draw some shit that makes you look like Jack Nicholson in The Shining and still feel like you’re the victim

bogleech

I DON’T *CHOP* UNDERSTAND *CHOP* WHY *CHOP* YOU CAN’T *CHOP* JUST *CHOP* LET ME *CHOP* BONE YOU *CHOP* ON AN INDEFINITE *CHOP* EXCLUSIVE *CHOP* BASIS *CHOP* WHEN *CHOP* I’M *CHOP* SO *CHOP* NIIIIIIIIIIIICE *CHOP*

dr-archeville

“I’m going to wall you up now, Fortunato.”

“Ha ha, and then what? ;) ”

magistrate-of-mediocrity

“For the love of God, Montresor!” -Cask of Amontifriendzone, Edgar Allan Poe

digitaldiscipline

Incessantly, I heard a smacking, as of some entitled dipshit whacking, whacking on my chamber door.

Resignedly, I placed another layer, voicing a quiet, repeated prayer, “This dude thinks he’s a player, but I am not a point to score, he should fuck off and bother me no more.”

Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”

- The Craven, by Edward Allen Bro

trixiedenise

Damn, that was good.

hermitofthehills

A really bad chronic illness joke I just told...

Is your body Australia? Cuz everything is trying to kill you.

(My hyperthyroid brain thought this was a GREAT joke)

bitchycode

Love it on Christmas Day when a label on a present says “from mom and dad” and you just know that dad has absolutely no idea what’s inside

biestcallisto

In 20 years a hollywood movie called “Aleppo” will win 7 Oscars and everyone will say “Something like that should never be allowed to happen again”

audreynical2

The protagonist will be a white photojournalist.

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#forgive the shit lighting #that's the yule wreath i made today

enatomars-deactivated20201227

I made a quiz that tells you which character trope you fit best! There’s ten different results! Feel free to take it!

Reblog in the tags what you got!

genoshaisforlovers

The Anti-Hero

#protagonist #wtf that's so not me

projectqueer

You shouldn’t have to be personally affected by something to care about it.

#political #disability stuff #this is what i'm afraid will happen to me

melaphantastic

Reindeer photoset, as promised.

You’ll need to click on Rudolph to see the whole thing.

vanwizard

bad shakespeare aesthetics: hamlet (requested by anon)

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polishpriests

Polish cardinal blessing a supercomputer cluster. 2013.

faster-than-asparagus-is-cooked

Reblog to protect yourself and your computer from porn bots

emospritelet

Man, do I need this!

blackness-by-your-side

Veterans Ask Native Elders For Forgiveness At Standing Rock.

I never thought I would see this day when a white man apologizes for the tyranny and oppression of Native American population. This is so powerful. This is the nation that I want - responsible, compassionate and that learns from its mistakes.

God bless them!

micdotcom

One woman delivered the perfect response to Donald Trump’s Twitter meltdown about SNL. A little louder for the people in the back, please.

boomarsmovedblogs-deactivated20

for each note this post gets i will pat my dog

her name is nelly & she is soft and lovely & she makes weird noises when she gets excited

blackmodel

what type of demons yall cook in florida

#i can't say we've done THAT yet #lol #is that octopus maybe?

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wellillbedamned

Imagine your icon getting followed around by little ducklings that think that your icon is their mom

#enjolras followed by ducks #yes

miniangel

i know this is stupid but like im genuinely afraid no one is ever gonna like enough to ask me out on a date or like someone’s gonna treat me bad and it just fucks me up bc there’s like a seed planted in my head telling me to be cautious and have back up plans ready to be lonely forever

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