That's a real kick in the dick

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.

Show daddy that nice picture again

normal guy playing wordle: "i really recommend ATONE and GUILT" for starting words

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

if i were a guy i’d sooo be picking fights at bars as a repressed homosexuality thing

ok computer show me men in pain

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

no babe i find your strange and creepy and perverted vibe to be very cute actually