That's a real kick in the dick

She shadow on my moses till I incident

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

not only is it not friday it’s not even thursday. or wednesday

you're mommy's good little printer aren't you? you'll print whatever mommy tells you to because otherwise mommy gets sad and leaves you for one of those free use library printer sluts

mommy needs you to print this document now and if you don't mommy is going to turn you off at the wall

listen to mommy okay? if you don't be a good little printer and fucking print my document and i know you want to okay mommy can see it in your print queue if you don't. print. my fucking document. mommy's going to get the hammer

Imagine how bad that first post-nut clarity hits for a freshly married mormon

hey sorry for being so snappish earlier i was in a bad mood. and im still in a bad mood so can you fuck off

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables