That's a real kick in the dick

shipping a consensual, safe & sane pairing all the while i'm shaking my head in disapproval so the audience knows i still love wildly toxic abusive fictional dynamics

oftentimes two guys who want to fuck each other not fucking each other is hotter than if they fucked each other

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

we're moving to an internet where children would be banned from reaching out for help and friendship online but abusive parents can post their children's every second online to humiliate and expose them for money with no pushback

the world is my cuck chair

How do cats just manifest trash. You’ll vacuum your entire house and turn around and your cat will be running around with a kind of cardboard that didn’t exist until two seconds ago.

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

turn your attention to The Character

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

richard nixon is q*eer because he did watergate, subverting the societal expectation we all had for him to not do watergate

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later