That's a real kick in the dick

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

no babe i find your strange and creepy and perverted vibe to be very cute actually

Some days I feel like I’m 29 feet away from a Japanese radish

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

8/10 but fuck, OW.

8/10 also!

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

Domming a guy i hate and convincing him good puppies like to be named Hubert then getting his name legally changed to Hubert then ghosting him