Behind Mascara Eyes

a girl at the club spiked my drink with jasmine and a wave of tranquility washed over me

WantingSomethingICantHave.com

im the first person to hate on peoples annoying boyfriends but i do find it so human that even the most deeply mediocre people can be objects of real love. like omggg cupid got you so bad its not even your fault you look at jason like he hung the moon. you guys should break up though yeah

every day god puts me in a new universe to see if i notice.

i do notice btw. i just never say anything because im shy

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

opening Tumblr is like a cigarette break

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

we could have a disgusting thing going on if you want

you don't want it

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

6 mins into work. no one yelled at me yet but the feeling is in the air. wish me luck or email me 1000 cyanide pills i can use to mercy kill myself

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

"incurious" still GOAT insult. You could be better but you're not. You could learn but you won't, and for no good reason, just a base dispositional apathy. Get fucked