Everything will be better in the morning.

H: I'll ask him.

H: And I'll get to spend the entire weekend with you?

C: I babysit my neighbor's dog all the time, she wouldn't mind pretending to be my mom for a good cause.

H: do you want me to end up dead and buried in the back garden by the end of the night?

H: A sleepover? I'm not five.

H: We'll see about that handsome.

H: my dad will notice if i'm not home.

H: I can come over, and make you unhorny.

C: so ask him if he'll let you have a sleepover.

H: I am, I really am.

H: Mm, who's being dirty now.

H: right now?

C: Me too. You should spend the whole weekend with me.

C: I'm so horny now, noooo

H: I like when you say that.

H: I think we should play that game again, where neither of us are wearing clothes.

H: .. a couple hundred? we have 199 more times to go.

C: get used to it babe.

C: I love it when you're a bad boy, baby.

H: You're pretty that ass is murderous

H: Mhm ;)

H: A couple? just to make sure?

C: you're pretty and I love you.

C: mmm… what should we do about that? ;)

H: Or you'll be sold as a sex slave.

H: maybe

H: you don't know whether you like /that/ yet?

C: or I'll make it home to you safe and sound.

C: you definitely are.

H: You'll get murdered.

H: Only for you ;)

H: TBD?

C: let's hope not

C: mhmm. you're my bad boy?

H: You won't be able to afford it.

H: I'm always a bad boy.

H: And my sex?

C: I'll hitchhike

C: naughty boy.

H: I will trust you, if you tell me something hurts you.

H: what if you don't? you'll be too busy.

H: spanking?

H: what's your favorite thing about me?

C: Thanks ❤️

C: I'm promising baby. Call every day, visit when I can.

C: only if you're a bad boy

C: your eyes

C: and your lips

H: Maybe you've changed a little, okay a lot but still. I didn't say anything wrong. You just got upset for no reason.

H: I'll be stuck here for a whole year, when you're gone.

H: How am i going to fit in your lap? and how will that make me remember to be a good boy?

H; I like your abs.

C: like I said, I'm sensitive. I bruise easily. You don't have to watch what you say, just trust me if I tell you something hurts me, yeah?

C: I promise I'll visit you. And I'll call you everyday.

C: for spanking purposes, obvi

H: but they're true, you've said them before. You're still the same person right now. You look the same. You will, you're moving and that means I'll be left here with out you, and Cooper you're my only friend.

H: Make a comment like what again? I don't understand.

H: I like that reason.

C: if you think I'm the same person who threatened to falsely out you to your dad just so you wouldn't join his glee club, if you can honestly tell me I haven't changed, then we shouldn't even be friends at all. I was horrible to you. But I'm not that guy anymore. I could never hurt you.

C: you'll be a senior next year and you'll eventually be leaving too. you're my only friend. my only good thing.

C: a mean one. a comment that hurts. I'll just put you over my lap or something so you remember to be a good boy ;P

H: Yeah, but you don't do that anymore. And when you leave, you're leaving me behind for good.

H: I don't understand what you're talking about Cooper, I don't make jokes. I don't make little jokes, I don't make them at all, and you're telling me otherwise.

H: You love me. That's the reason..

C: I don't. For now. And I don't want to have to ever again.

C: I need you to stop repeating the mean, untrue things I've said before. I was a different person. I'm not leaving you behind. That's a fucking promise. You're not a stop along the way, you're my destination. I never was me until I met you.

C: I don't want to be that guy who goes through all the texts and things you've ever said to bring proof of something I'm saying. But then, if you do make a comment like that again, I need you to take me seriously when I tell you it's not cool.

H: I wasn't joking. You didn't even want me in VA until we started getting 'friendly'. You called me ugly and awkward, You didn't want a rambling mess on your team that could cost yous loosing.

H: As if i were all that. it's once again nice to know you don't think very highly of me.

H: I never makes jokes about things that are serious.

H: You're a liar.

C: I didn't want you in VA because you're better than me and I need this to get out of Lima and maybe not have to keep sucking dicks after high school to have a roof over my head.

C: you always make these jokes, well, I assume they're jokes, that always make me feel like less than garbage. I know I act like I shrug them off. I don't. I take them all to heart. They're little comments, they're nothing, but they fucking sting like hell.

H: How was i not treating you like you were being serious?

H: Then you're rotten egg, rotten egg - that's what you smell like.

C: I was being perfectly serious and you were joking. And if you weren't joking, then you seriously think you're only getting VA because you fucked me, as if you were all that, or the only VA member who's done that. And as if I would just hand out my legacy randomly to someone who doesn't deserve it.

C: I take that seriously, I take every single thing I do seriously. And you're always making jokes about things I say seriously. Fucking stop.

H: You're being a god almighty cucumber, don't be rude. what did i do this time?

C: you ask me why I'm mad, I tell you, and you proceed to continue doing it. I'm not telling you how to live your life or anything. I'm just telling how I'd like to be treated, I'd like to be treated like I'm being taken seriously.