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“Art is happening everywhere all of the time” but an awful lot of it seems to only ever happen in New York and London, doesn’t it?

If a fantasy world has an ancient tree of wisdom, that means it must also have young trees that are dumb as shit. Just giving terrible advice like, "the evil wizard is kinda hot"'

two people having sex while a third person (not present) is in one way or another a major focus of the sex they are having is like crack to me and is the reason why in my yaoi shipping adventures i always want the two spokes of the love triangle to hook up

"ingredients you can pronounce" i can pronounce anything

"historically people had servants" incorrect. historically people WERE servants, and many of us still are.

I feel like people try to explain how [historical figure] had all the time to do so many Great Accomplishments and thus go "it's because they had servants". Which is true. But then leave it at that rather than continue on to the more important point that the servants actually often were as tired and overworked and unable to have time for themselves as so many of us are. "People lived this way because they had servants" okay and how were the SERVANTS living???

Not saying this about anyone in particular but I think there'd be a lot more discussion and a lot more controversy if Yoko Ono had gained possession of the Elf Stones instead of Ringo Starr :/

Every glasses-related poll honestly needs to be separated into diopter ranges like wrestling weight classes bc every timeeeeee these +1.25 bitches are in the notes like "OMG why would you wear glasses in the shower!! why would you wear glasses having sex!!" because without them i am functionally blind. you may as well turn the lights off at that point bc i am feeling my way to the pussy like Velma. those are my eyes, bitch

podracer Sebulba notably absent from swift-kelce wedding attendees............