Takra

you fucking suck at burger

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

It's like talking to a 2010 Old Spice commercial with you people

All of these are so accurate it hurts

@nicadenic

This is literally the plot of Metal Gear Solid 2

No offense but these are absolute classic images

Tony Hawk’s Twitter is a gold mine honestly

We Stan this San Diego Man

C o m e d yy

i’m wheezgJmf stoP

Honestly every time this thread just makes me laugh. And new additions…excellent.

“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it