solaris

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

did you know that you can increase the quality of your quesadilla by adding seasoning

did you know that you can decrease the quality of your quesadilla by making a tumblr post while it's cooking and burning it

yeah bro my love for you is intrinsically woven into the very fabric of the narrative and is continuously the reason i find it within myself to keep on fighting and has actually empowered me to save myself and many others on multiple occasions but it’s fine if you don’t like me back or whatever

It's like, One Piece is a dystopian fiction, it's a great modern day epic, it's an annoying cartoon, it's a technical marvel, it's a work of a genius, it's a shitty beat 'em up shonen anime, it's annoying, it's an impressive piece of character writing and world building, it's about pirates, it made me cry until I threw up, it's annoying, it's a one of a kind spectacular story, it's bad, it's incredible, its got lots of big boobs

men and women are not opposites. men and women are not enemies. men and women are two parts of a broad coalition which fights against a mutual enemy: inkjet printers

Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post

don’t forget about spirk too grandmas were so right about that

if you ever see newt grabbing thomas by the arm and dragging him around do NOT help him. thomas is right where he wants to be

I love living in a militarized fascist hell where I feel safer when I see guns because I know they’re there to keep me safe. I love living in the militarized fascist hell where my ancestors lived thousands of years ago. I can’t wait to enlist one day