do you like the person you've become?

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

they sell items at tjmaxx that even God is not aware of

There's a weird 3 star movie out there ready to change your life forever

Commenting "may this type of love never find me" under your high school classmates engagement photos

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

its kind of sad that bugs are so weak. it dishonors their noble biology. i guess this is is why crustaceans are so admirable. imagine for a moment, an unsquishable bug. such is the way of the crab

How are my sweetie pees

"grackle" really is a perfect name for a bird. knocked it out of the park w/ that one

the miserable bitch industry would crumble without me

i love you archival work. i love you alphabetizing. i love you sorting. i love you reshelving. i love you document restoration. i love you shelf reading. i love you inventorying. i love you analysis. i love you archival work.