Hurricane Princess

If you asked any of the people who bullied me for years whether they hate autistic people, they’d say “no!”. Because they don’t hate autistic people, but oh boy do they hate weird people. Perhaps they don’t hate autistic people, but surely they hated me for being obviously autistic.

This tweet has prevented more eating disorders than any public health campaign ever has

This is from 2020, but it definitely still applies.

i hate this site so much its unreal

Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too.

Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit

I get why these were some of the earliest mammals to ever be domesticated. They look up to humans with this sort of dumb but all at once innocent and pure and trusting expression. They're happy to see you. They follow you around. They like to be rubbed under their chins. Maybe its just some latent Scottish highland shepherd DNA I still have in me but I look at my sheep charges and suddenly I see why the love of God for humanity is so often described as a shepherd and his sheep. I'd fight a wolf for these guys. I'd go way the Hell out of my way for them. I'd carry their young for miles on my own back.

Pov: you reached for your ID after being asked to present it

twilight zone: what if Bigfoot was harassing william shitner from the outside of a plane

Twilight Zone: *long drag of cigarette* Let me tell you why you fucks deserve this hell you’ve created.

What are your thoughts on this Stars Warrior

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Home Alone (1990) Dir. Chris Columbus

sorry for exposing your tags but this is hilarious

Shrek is historically and culturally significant. People's eyes are finally opening

some day ill be able to post this on thursday