God’s Eepiest Soldier

“what are you doing this weekend” i am going to fantasy land. i am hiding under the covers in bed. i am making things up. i am contemplating events that didnt happen. i am talking to fake people. i am listening to my tunes. i am envisioning scenarios

I suppose I'll go ahead and put this out as a prayer request: My mom's recently been in and out of the hospital--it turns out that she has stage 4 colon cancer, and she now has to be in hospice. All of this has been rather sudden, and I'm just...trying to process things. Prayers for both me and my mother would be appreciated.

I’m so sorry. Definitely praying!

young old person tip for you all. go get some photos printed (pauses so someone can say bogos binted) and fill out a physical album

and annotate them with who is in the photos and when and where the photos were taken!!! your extended family 50 years from now will be grateful, and so will you if you end up forgetting any details

(sprints into room late, looking harried and frantic as fuck) bogos binted. did I miss it

“power corrupts” does NOT mean “oppression purifies”