God’s Eepiest Soldier

imagine seinfeld but if jerry had.... an inquisitive mind..

I just meant if jerry wanted more information but I can see how you might have understood this as me proposing a bicurious seinfeld

Not that there's anything wrong with that

not that there's anything wrong with that

hey babe wanna watch me reblog the same images for 15 years

Leaving the house is really cool because everything is very expensive and everyone’s very unpleasant to be around.

everything is a ploy by big suicide to make me commit suicide

God's well aware that I'm not his strongest soldier and he's not giving me his toughest battles, but I won't lie the battles I am getting are kicking my ass

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

trips and falls and i just dont get up after

im not dead or anything i just dont feel like getting up