𓅩SoggyBones𓅩

Need him to put that cigarette out on me

hey, don't cry. morally grey men that tower over you physically falling to their knees and worshiping the ground you walk on, okay?

“But your favourite character canonically likes-“ LALALALALALALA I CANT HEAR YOU THEYRE DATING ME BECAUSE I SAID SOOO LALALALALALAALA

In an effort to avoid supporting megacorporations, I shall now be posing questions directly to tumblr that I would otherwise have googled.

If Mayonnaise is just eggs and oil, why it creamy?

Because it's also evil

Yup! It’s anything that takes up space, has mass, and is goth.

You meet god

Whole, in one gulp.

Father of the Muffin Boy

Car's haunted

Slam into a priest in a crosswalk going at least forty miles an hour

into the sky, where it turns into stars

priest has to pay for medical bills related to haunted car crashing into him

....Ah

people calling sonar critikal's fursona takes me out bc its true but I also dont want to admit im attracted to moistcr1tikal's fursona