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we still have no idea who dickbreath is btw he just appeared.

"it couldve been your dad" my dad is a tech obsessed avid tool listener who uses discord constantly and has a monitor thats as wide as 3 newborn babies. i can assure you the only streaming service this man is using is vlc media player

also i need to emphasize that there is no way i couldve done this. part of why this is like next level funny to me is that me and my mom dont even live in the same country. she is literally thousands of miles away from me and still her first instinct was "i think kaz did this."

the point of art is not to be great but to make it transparently obvious that there is something wrong with you

due to inflation you must answer my riddles five

due to budget cuts i will grant you two wishes

due to recent layoffs there is only one of me and I lie 50% of the time

I’m so glad this is on tumblr

My favourite thing about this is, he didn’t even have to call him ‘Captain’ he could have used the screen-name but he was SO MARRIED TO THE IMMERSION that he DID.

my fav.

Fun fact, the developers of this game loved this video so much that they made it an official advertisement of the game

@heart-wit-strength

[grow from the dirt they left you in]