Barakat

may your 2022 be vampiric and homoerotic

december 3rd??? what the fuck. what’s next? december 4th? a 5th of december???? give me a fucking break.

what’s next? the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall? the major lift?

you go girl! and don’t come back!

"Weird energy in here today" I say, referring to the inside of my brain.

im gonna be soooooo annoying tomorrow and then maybe after that and then after that and then after that and then maybe after that too

will never get over the fact that we can love people despite there being countries between us. we can miss people we’ve never seen in person. we can connect and bond over hundreds of things without ever needing to be in each others physical presence. we can have half the globe between us and love never falters.

One of the things I resent most about being Animal Brain Apex Predator trapped in Maximum Productivity Society is that I have to work when the weather is gross, instead of following my natural instinct to burrow myself into something dry and soft and sleep until Optimal Foraging Conditions

It is dark and cold and wet and miserable and I have a warm dark quiet hideaway full of food and drinking water that is safe from interlopers and for some ungodly reason instead of holing up there to conserve my energy, I am standing up in a brightly lit beige room for several hours. A possum wouldn't put up with this shit. I'm going to bite someone

Oh you look down others for being attracted to men wow that sounds shallow and exhausting I'm gonna go suck a dick

For me, men are like vanilla ice cream. That flavor is eons away from being my first choice, but I'd never shame or fault anyone for loving that flavor the most 😁

Bro you can just fuck dudes if you want to, it doesnt have to mean anything

I hope this cat didnt kill any of those birds .

wow you actually found a practical use for that reaction image

holy shit

IT IS AUGUST

This has been in my likes since last year. It is time.

This is the 21st night of September skeleton. He only appears once a year.

reblog if its friday and you made it

if you see this post you’re legally obligated to reply to it with your current favorite song

we are more than halfway through 2021 and I have no fucking idea what I've done all year

every august without fail is like i will give you some of the most beautiful golden summer moments of your life but also you will be thinking about childhood and loss constantly. it will always be either 5pm or 2am