okay

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5

That's just an innocent nun, out for a pleasure cruise.

how the hell is hiding in my bathroom going to keep the driveway clear

Nice

If you yell random bullshit on the same street corner every day then eventually everyone in town will know who you are

Finally, we have them all.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

Bonus if they can fit the “We can’t ___, _____, ____ our way out of this.”

compilation of the comments’ best hits + some of mine own.

That's just an innocent nun, out for a pleasure cruise.

Skip Whitcomb, A Winter Evening Walk Home, No Left Turn, 2024, Pastel on handmade paper

It's not about you, it's about them and if someone wants their pronouns to be they/them, get over it.