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Movie about a depressed and rather morbid autistic man planning to commit suicide and picking up a number of odd jobs in an effort to raise enough money to meticulously plan and prepay for his funeral so his mother doesn’t have to worry about it after he is gone. He begins to connect with people and enjoy life for the first time while working part time as a greeter in the funeral home, helping an eccentric old lady organize her basement, walking 7 dogs and maintaining a feral cat colony for a guy with a broken foot, playing a number of bit parts in local ads and stocking the shelves at the convenience store at night. In the end, he has befriended many of his neighbors and he decides he does not want to die and goes back to school to become a funeral director instead.

He is popular at his funeral home gig because he keeps accidentally saying things that are very reassuring and death positive. Because he wants to die. He eventually donates his funeral fund to the old lady’s granddaughter after her sudden death so she does not have to sell her grandmother’s prized possessions to pay for her funeral.

The old lady gifts him one of her ceramic cats at the beginning of the film which he reluctantly accepts out of politeness. Near the end of the film, he adopts a friendly cat from the cat colony that looks remarkably like the ceramic cat and names it after her, signaling his commitment to surviving and caring for his cat the way the old woman lived for her ceramic collection.

I hate not living near a large body of water. Whenever I stand near a large body of water something deep inside me calms down for a while but I don’t live near enough to one to get that fix every two or three days so I’ve gotta make my maybe once a year trip to a river or ocean stretch out unnaturally long

When I lived in Austin and I felt the uncontrollable rage coming on I could just take a bus down to the bridge over the other Colorado River and seethe at the people going kayaking down there to feel better but now I have no such luxury. I need to chew on glass or something idk

i do feel a lil bit of guilt that my art is horny sometimes due to societal sex negativity but honestly it's like a protective forcefield against reactionary people.

Do you ever lie awake wondering how the heck Gimli knows what a nervous system is

Clearly dwarves have medical knowledge far more advanced than that of the other races.

His Majesty Dr. Gimli, son of Gloin, Neurosurgeon, M.D.

gimli trying to explain his studies to legolas, a flat-earther

#*scroll down* #*remember that middle earth is canonically flat for elves and round for everyone else* #*scroll back up & smash that reblog button"

Sorry it’s what to elves

So, in Tolkein lore, the world was originally flat, with most of the land in the middle (hence Middle Earth).  But the Numenorians (men who were rewarded with their own Atlantis-equivalent island for service in the first big war against Melkor, but eventually Power Corrupts etc) tried to invade the uttermost west which was basically Elf Heaven.  To put an end to that sort of thing, the creator of the world Bent The World and made it a sphere…but left elves able to treat it like a flat disk.  So elves can sail west and reach Elf Heaven, but a man or dwarf or hobbit who sails west will eventually wrap around to the east coast of Middle Earth.

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Well obviously we need to get this post to 444,444 just to appease OP.

I don't have any money..... I've been staring at Marvel Tokon and Granblue Relink but fuuuuck that shit cost money

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so as someone who isn't required, how do they know you used ai to do work?

Each person's account is given 'credits' which are centrally tracked and if you aren't using any they ask why not.

yo this guy's two dicks

easy misunderstanding to make, this guy is actually one very long double-ended dick

many such cases

i keep getting annoyed that the only particularly active local birding group here makes you Pay for birding walks because it's "led by a professional naturalist" that i almost want to start my own group. im an amateur naturalist but i have the power of autism i on my side. it will cost zero dollars to participate but you will have to pretend to listen to everything i say about auklets. Thanks

i know we all have to make money but the fact it's not even like, a field trip or anything. you use your own transportation to get to where you're going, use your own supplies, and just birdwatch with other people. i could do that with a dozen senior citizens whenever i want with skagit audubon, for Free

do it do it

Reblog this loby when they least expect it.