How "am" I?

It was a clitorical question

I just love barking so I really couldn’t give a fuck if this is the right tree or not haha

I'm allowed to be a little parasocial because I am famously normal

this lettuce smells like dog

you bought dog lettuce

Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about

You are never too talkative for someone who likes to hear you, you are never too annoying for someone who find your little actions cute, you are never too depressed for someone who knows what you went through, You are never too late for someone who awaits to see you all day, you are never too far for someone who loves you...