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another glorious day of not joining an imperialist military and not invading someone else's home and not getting shot in the head by a guerilla resistance fighter :3 god this is literally sooooo easy if u aren't a bitch

"i didn't want to work at mcdonalds" shit dude me neither but i'm not about to bomb someone's house over it yk?

"they lied to me" wat did u think all the guns were for bro?

"i wanted to serve my country" u wanted a dodge challenger and priority boarding and u were ready to kill strangers for it. and now ur dead

@isuggestlandback

I have a suggestion

in World War 1 around 8 million horses died but in World War 2 it was under a million which can only mean horses started to evolve bullet resistance

I could convince Joe Rogan that this is real

I must clarify. it's not illegal for the vest to be another color but it IS illegal to combine navy with black like this while trying to match colors

we should kill him?