seeing this image in 2026 is like seeing an old friend who I've dearly missed

"like a boss" by lonely island was released ten thousand years ago when mammoths still roamed the big wide world. feel old yet?

this isn't the gif i thought it would be .

blogger is a portmanteau of blood ogre

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

defunctland episode released immediately upon your death chronicling all failed career paths and relationships and somehow michael eisner is still at fault

Its sooo funny to me hes soo big and muscular and hes got the cum gutters and everything and hes looking down like hes brooding but really its just cause his penis hurtsssss

Do you want to deal with customers all day or do you want to dive deep into the ocean and perform dangerous repairs. Do you want to deal with school administrators and too many students or do you want to shake hands with the worst men youve ever met and be complicit in the destruction of the environment. Do you want to get naked in front of the internet for anyone to see or do you travel with an airline and be unable to settle down. And most importantly Do you wanna party