Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure
hope he did a good job at least. Didn't embarrass the whole family.
He strutted his shit kinda
i was trying to find this post earlier (duck duck go doesnt find posts well) and iâ
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Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure
hope he did a good job at least. Didn't embarrass the whole family.
He strutted his shit kinda
i was trying to find this post earlier (duck duck go doesnt find posts well) and iâ

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being single sucks [remembers that romantic love isnt the gleaming beacon of salvation that will fix the chasm within me] #mychasm #isupportmychasm [remembers not to trivialize my emotions] but it is painful to never have been deemed worthy of that kind of lasting love [remembers how many incels there are] but honestly you should be totally self-sufficient and never want anything ever [remembers that im evil] im evil
The crickets' party. St. Nicholas songs. 1885.
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late summer / early fall thoughts
how to have a sturgeon summer:
1. be quite large
2. use your barbels to find prey among the gravel along the bottom of the river
3. extend your siphon-like mouth to eat small fish, shellfish, and crustaceans
4. launch yourself out of the water and make a big splash just for fun
5. show off them scutes!
you can now enjoy your sturgeon summer

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Disney is doing crazy things in the japanese mobile game sphere rn
you may be familiar with disney twisted wonderland, the gacha game in which various disney villains are used as direct inspiration for handsome anime boys. well that game was so successful that disney is trying to do it again but this time they're just animeboyifying whatever
here's mickey, goofy, donald, and chip & dale. yeah they turned mickey & friends into anime boys. they're an idol unit or something. they're technically not anime boy versions of the source characters, they have different names. mickey's guy is "Neo Michel". not michael, michel, like he's french. chip & dale are "Ruska Moncrief" and "Ranka Monk", they have different last names, they're not brothers anymore so that they can be yaoibait instead, anyways this post isn't actually about these guys I'm just setting the stage for the actual humanizations I wanted to show you
They also did monsters inc. And. Well it's obvious from the designs who mike and sully are. but you will also notice. the blonde one on the left. with glasses. monsters inc is kind of famously about just the two guys so they didn't really have a lot of other non-villain characters to take anime boys inspiration from, I guess, so, well,
Yeah it's her. they made an anime boy version of the mean receptionist slug. her name is roz btw, as all of boygachagame twitter has become extremely aware of in the past 3 days as we speculated prior to the release of the full image who tf the third guy was. the anime boy's name is "noah slugger". at this point no parody of the types of things gacha games will make gijinkas of will ever be able to live up to what disney is officially spending their own real money on designing
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"I'm still kicking" is such a funny way to say "I'm still alive". Like lol. I'm still thrashing. Flailing. Writhing even. The violence remains.
please i need him to die on 4th of july gaudy as fuck 'america 250' celebration that would be the funniest thing ever i wouldn't even bitch about the fireworks. i wouldn't even do that.
happy last day of pride to the gay snails who hug and kiss for hours without mating
what if i don't need a terrarium to keep pet isopods? what if i just fill ym entire bedroom with several inches of potting soil and detritus

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It's done! I am so freaking thrilled with how this came out. It was immensely fun taking the old poster and trying to figure out a balance between the old art and a modern take on fire management, as well as how to make it my own while retaining as much of the original style and color as possible. And I'm not normally one to stick my whole logo on my illustrations, but I wanted to match the original poster which as the USFS logo there, so!
Shout out to @vaspider for helping me puzzle out better wording for the bottom chunk of the poster.
You can get prints and shirts with this design in my Printful shop! If there's another product you'd like to see it on, let me know!
Some more thoughts and ramblings about this piece below the cut, including a side-by-side with the original poster.
hey real quick can anybody help me find this image that Iâve seen before here on tumblr. it looks like this
the button doesnât necessarily say âElucidate the Raptureâ but it does say something thatâs kind of lengthy and has religious connotations. the woman pushing the button has an expression of indescribable smugness. there might be other buttons on the machine (?) she is pressing.
FOUND IT
Oh this is only the first image in the Eschatron 9000 Series
and the finale, because of the Tumblr image limit
thanks this is part of an even grander incomprehensibleness than I could have expected
I cannot believe that this is a website where you can ask âhey i think i saw a weird image onceâ and put a bad stick figure drawing of it and someone will be like âoh yeah thatâs the first installment of a 12-part post-ironic apocalypse fever dream photoshop seriesâ and just hand you a dozen of the most unhinged images youâve ever seen in your life, that still have a better three act structure than most modern cinema
I dont think thats the whole photosetâŚ. I found one more
But from what i can gather thats Crystal Thierry, also known as page73girl. Who seems to have been a model for the now defunct biggestletdown.comâŚ
But i have no idea when the eschatron 9000 pictures were made or for that matter the original photos that were used to make it
this is far more than ârandom person in 2005ish creates surreal visual narrativeâ - letâs go deeper down the rabbit hole, shall we?
to Immanentize the Eschaton means to bring about utopian conditions and create heaven on Earth
the phrase is first cited in the Discordian religious text, Principia Discordia (1963), for whom Discord (aka Eris) is goddess:
the first line of Robert Anton Wilson and Robert Sheaâs 1975 The Illuminatus! trilogy: âIt was the year when they finally immanentized the Eschaton.â
in Frederik Pohlâs The Eschaton Sequence (1997 - 1999), the human race is caught up in a galactic war between two alien races attempting to immanentize the eschaton
in Ken Macleod's The Stone Canal (1997), one of the chapters is âAnother crack at Immanentising the Eschatonâ
Crystal Thierryâs (aka the modern Discordia / Eris) narrative lives in esteemed company
hereâs what the warning in the image says btw because i wanted to read it but it was too blurry so i had to spend several minutes hunting for a version with better resolution, so Iâm posting it here so nobody else has to make that same journey
âDO NOT OPERATE THE ESCHATRON 9000 UNLESS YOUâRE REALLY, REALLY SERIOUS ABOUT DESTROYING THE WORLDâ
also just noticed the labels on the dials on the left side of the deviceâs control panel:
âMAYHEMâ and âDESTRUCTIONâ are both turned all the way up
As they should be. Canât make paradise without scrambling a few universes.
Official ominous sign(s)
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