get some whimsy

transphobic music fans be listening to he or she might be giants

put your paw in mine. look directly into my eyes. we are touching snouts now. everything will be okay. i pawmise.

you're mommy's good little printer aren't you? you'll print whatever mommy tells you to because otherwise mommy gets sad and leaves you for one of those free use library printer sluts

mommy needs you to print this document now and if you don't mommy is going to turn you off at the wall

listen to mommy okay? if you don't be a good little printer and fucking print my document and i know you want to okay mommy can see it in your print queue if you don't. print. my fucking document. mommy's going to get the hammer

lets make bad art together

i just realized that i forgot to put the word “make” in the image and i think thats fitting lets bad art together

Grabs a sharpie and adds “And Neither Do We”

I want this as a long ass show where every episode's this

At the sex shop asking if I can buy a regular sized dildo I can put in my unremarkable asshole but they recognize me as the hero of legend regardless