get some whimsy

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

Like, i even created a fake version of an old Beatles song, where i mixed a Marimba into the background, because Daf Morgan, the fifth Beatle, was a Marimba player.

See, I don't really get how people take their own nudes, like do you have a tripod, is there another person taking photos of your ass, how do you convince them to do that

Like I tried and they weren't artistic or tasteful

And its hard to pose for them!

What do you guys do for work. Job share time. I want to know

“oooh i need junji ito to write me an essay” okay so youre a little baby so youre a little baby waby who needs mommys help

not junji ito. where did he come from. this is supposed to say chatgpt

incredibly minor but still dumb side effect of late stage capitalism: ever notice how so many concert venues and stadiums just have the lamest names imaginable. Like ooooh Lady Gaga is playing at the..... Mortgage Stadium? Oh boy the finals are at the.... Chase Bank arena. Can't wait to catch a game at the Garunteed Rate field.