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@socialpermadeath

24yo He/Him incredibly bisexual Love and Support Trans People ADHD-C Jewish Conversion Student TW for possible ED related content 🎬 hi, my name is elim (you can call me brother elim if you want to)! i'm a college student who really loves horror movies and star trek. i've been writing fanfiction for 9 years now and it's one of my favorite things to do! My Carrd ps, if you're looking at my blog on desktop, then the text might look funny. that's because i have the "open dyslexic" font enabled. it's supposed to look like that.

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Nigel Farage got milkshaked again, what a time to be alive

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cephalopod-truther

What an icon

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So that's how one's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

And they're like "you splattered Farage"

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bonus points, bro's basis for thinking it's ai is fuckin grok lmao

unalivejournal

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

electricxmayhem

obsessed with this muppet clip where Gonzo breaks a piece of machinery and then just stares at the camera in an empty room and says ‘GUILT’ in the most harrowing way possible

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the only true ally

derinthescarletpescatarian

Accidentally purchased raw linseed oil instead of boiled linseed oil today so you could say I'm a bit of a daredevil.

kactusnz

in my kitchen, straight up boiling it. and by it? let's just say...

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cutecipher

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

cutecipher

i have mixed feelings about competitive

cutecipher

*maddest ive ever been, eye twitching* thats baseless. its something else actually.

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comealongphil

dawn dimmadome? wife of doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?

punkrorschach

actually she took the dimmadome in the dimmadivorce

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jadzia dax is everything. she's hot. she's the station gossip. she cleans house at tongo with the ferengi every week. she drinks cocktails at 8 in the morning. she's 300 years old. she's 28. everyone wants her. she has a worm

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poetrylesbian

good news everyone

mon3trs

some of you, i think

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ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

IF MY GAME CRASHES ONE MORE TIME I WILL FUCK MY COMPUTER

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

I'm getting the lube

hospital-offical

NO DO NOT

BAD IDEA

DONT TRY IT

IT WILL HURT

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

It keeps crashing tho, how else am I supposed to fix it

hospital-offical

WITH TOOLS

DESIGNED TO FIX COMPUTERS

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

Yeah, i gotta make the software hardware

abouttocommitarson

Go for it

Whats the worst that could happen?

ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

A terabyte was freed up

abouttocommitarson

Fantastic, do you know what was lost?

glassshine

hourphaned

au where superman comes to earth as an adult and everyone but bruce can see that he's a little.... weird

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africanaquarian

I thought I needed a new laptop but nope, youtube is slowing down your PC if you have adblock on on any open tab...

astraltrickster

To be very clear about this: CPUs aren't magical devices that can operate forever. They generate heat. They wear out over time. This happens faster when they're operating near capacity. This is not just an attempt to inconvenience you; this is an attempt to damage your property.

For the "crime" of not wanting to be tracked/have ads pissed into your eyeballs 24/7.

Even if you've paid for the "privilege" of the latter.

Fuck Google, and I hope they get sued into oblivion over this.

fernwah-funzone

i see everyone in the notes talking about newpipe but nobody's talking about youtube alternatives for desktop

IF YOU USE A DESKTOP PC OR LAPTOP, TRY INVIDIOUS

https://invidious.io/

it is a free, open-source alternative YouTube front-end. in addition to not having ads, it has other great QoL features like a download button. try one of the several instances on that link up there ^^^^

sexhaver

i see a lot of people in the notes of the Cop Annihilator Slide video wondering why the titular cop came out at Mach 5 while the Scot in the video descended at a leisurely pace. there are actually two equally important reasons for this:

most people go down wearing less-than-grippy shoes and long pants. your skin and shoes have a way higher coefficient of friction on steel than any fiber, particularly synthetic ones. this is why the cop, wearing a vest and long pants, came out like a bullet. on the other hand, you can literally hear the squeaking of the Scottish guy using his asscheeks as brake pads over the bagpipes, and he's digging his heels in to slow himself down even further.

the slide is alive and it hates cops specifically

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