Held In Your Arms, The Hole In My Head Grows Whole

fuck it up girl

IN THE GLORY OF UNCOVERED KNEES

i can teach you

t-teach me.. what??

wow i love this

One of the truest things I’ve ever heard is that people who say they’re “brutally honest” are more interested in the brutality than the honesty.

has there been a scene in a corny action movie where someone in court is like “i plead…… the second” and then pulls out a gun and wastes the judge

for some reason the right to bear arms didn’t occur to me right away, so for a bit and i was wondering if the US somehow had an amendment i’d never heard of that just gave you the right to kill a judge

*picks up dog’s left paw* no wedding ring? interesting

“influencer” sounds like a dystopian term

It is

dark google, show me racist dogs

Keep Your Rosaries Off My Ovaries

Was it revenge for the braids?

you can lead a horse to water. but watch out