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working w adhd hack !!! never sit down never sit down never sit down dont stop dont stop dont stop dont stop dont stop

If you have a crush on me just come talk to me and I promise you will get over it

before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

posting this on the first day of june so you all have plenty of time to gather your nerves and whatnot

Happy Pride Month!

statements like "It's wrong to masturbate about a person without their consent" and "It's wrong to do something that quietly arouses you while you are in public even if no one can see it" show that a person's understanding of morality basically involves magical thinking. like I wrote this post on the toilet. That's not the same thing as me literally shitting on you

You’re cute but can me and my friend rub our dicks together inside you?

no you cannot #tight