we’re just normal men…….

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

on may 14th 1839, let's all go to McDonald's and order the amnesia: the dark descent burger

the look on the worker's face will be a rictus of anguish

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

New bruno mars song called I'll kill you

I was having trouble finding more on this, but the national library of turkmenistan is a very different building. This used to be the Karl Marx State Library, constructed when Turkmenistan was part of the Soviet union. Today it has been renamed the State Children’s Library.

I hope I'm online when it happens. I want to see a sudden flood of crab rave memes right after refreshing my dash, and in the middle of it all, the Castiel news meme. That's how I want to learn of it; not through anything solemn or serious, but via overwhelming silly celebration.

the among us show being a total gorefest on par with john carpenter's the thing is a really fun choice

the among us show having a gay orgy in the middle of it is another really fun choice

We have so little time

let's waste as much of it as we can while we still can

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower